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galaxyhunhun:

i just found my two favourite characters in harry potter

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my two heroes

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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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idiotsage:

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

me and the bae

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sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

This gif was not invented for touchscreen laptops!

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hermionejg:

me: RIP msn messenger
me: sorry wrong chat

hermionejg:

me: RIP msn messenger

me: sorry wrong chat

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

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artbymoga:

My perfect day.

artbymoga:

My perfect day.

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*10

sacred-wunderkind:

sophiealdred:

how the FUCK did diana not just get in massive trouble on gbbo for sabotaging ian’s bake? SHE COULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO MOVE IT TO A DIFFERENT FREEZER IF SHE WAS SO NARKED, she didnt tell him at all, she just left it to melt!

I’M SO ANGRY TOO

"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

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